Bread is Your Summer Party Savior
A few years ago we went to Sasquatch and learned that we are not music festival people. Thanks to our people watching prowess, we did learn a tip that will change your summer picnics, beach days, and yes, if you so choose, music festivals.
As we were taking a break from the sweaty crowds, we sat down near a picnic group. We saw a girl, nay, KWEEN, pull out a loaf of french bread from her picnic basket and POUR WINE FROM IT.
In a feat of boozy innovation she had cut a little door on the bottom of the loaf, pulled out the insides and put her vino inside. We saw some great acts that weekend, but nothing could beat the sweet sound of that sneaky pour. Invisible to nosey security guards, picnic moochers and totally adaptable to whatever poison you pick. I hereby proclaim Summer 17' the summer of clandestine cocktails.
Go forth and carve carbs Thrillers.